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It's my baby shower today....

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"Chloe!", a strangers says as they hug me, assuming they are a family member I cant recall.

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The Bible says God never makes mistakes..

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A we pried open the coffin, the stench of its occupant filled the air.

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You should have seen the look in their eyes when the anesthesia wore off...

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The buzzing coming from the beautifully wrapped present indicated that the idiot thought it would be funny to switch the sex toy on before posting it.

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I finally told my crush that I like him

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My baby won't stop crying

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The water slowly began to boil in the large pot, I only wish I wasn't in it.

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“Dad, I played got your nose with the baby!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's my baby shower today....	19
"Chloe!", a strangers says as they hug me, assuming they are a family member I cant recall.	19
The Bible says God never makes mistakes..	19
A we pried open the coffin, the stench of its occupant filled the air.	19
You should have seen the look in their eyes when the anesthesia wore off...	19
The buzzing coming from the beautifully wrapped present indicated that the idiot thought it would be funny to switch the sex toy on before posting it.	19
I finally told my crush that I like him	19
My baby won't stop crying	19
The water slowly began to boil in the large pot, I only wish I wasn't in it.	19
“Dad, I played got your nose with the baby!”	19